She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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