..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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