Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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