you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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