how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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