ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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