bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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