the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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