OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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