I need help removing her.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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