wanna go halves on a baby?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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