She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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