She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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