You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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