after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....