Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.