Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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