Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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