so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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