i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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