He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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