I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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