i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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