her vagine was all disorganized.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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