There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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