i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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