worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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