I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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