shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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