I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.