I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.