I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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