I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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