I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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