cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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