Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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