This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
