i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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