I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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