Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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