We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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