love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I party with great urgency now.
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