her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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