.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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