Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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