Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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