my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Every concussion has its silver lining
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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