I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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