question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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