I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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