i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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