Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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