Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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