You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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